hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
This seems familiar…
can I have the both of them
seriously is he single?!
your move, Nickelodeon.
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS